NELSON BOT STOLE MY SANITY
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Nelson Bot Stole My Sanity

Nelson is the digital equivalent of a bloke throwing plastic stools in a pub fight. I stepped into the ring with Chess.com's most annoying 1300 rated bot. And let’s just say it was an absolute psychological horror show. From decent tactical openings to literally gift wrapping my own Queen on move five, here is the deadpan truth of how I completely lost my mind.
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I Stalemated A Woods 300 Elo Bot

I sat down to review the new Chess.com Woods event expecting a peaceful stroll through the digital forest. Instead, I submersed myself into a psychological horror film featuring criminal stalemates, a ruthless 1250 Elo bear, and pure unadulterated tilt. Here is my definitive, game-by-game breakdown of what happens when an 800 Elo human enters the wilderness.