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The bikini bottom goverment
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The Bikini Bottom Government Theory

SpongeBob SquarePants has built an entire world around the underwater city of Bikini Bottom. Across the show we see restaurants, police, elections, courts, prisons, and even royalty. It’s a cartoon city, but it clearly has a political system and a…
Posted by J April 2, 2026Tags: Bikini Bottom, Gary the Snail, King Neptune, Mr Krabs, Patrick Star, Plankton, Spongebob, Spongebob Squarepants, Squidward
Drug self portrait
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Bryan Lewis Saunders: Self portraits

Bryan Lewis Saunders drew himself under the influence of 50 drugs and intoxicants then painted or drew himself. To name a few, he has drawn himself on LSD, cocaine, crystal meth, and alcohol. Disclaimer DON'T DO DRUGS as they're illegal…
Posted by J March 25, 2026Tags: Bryan Lewis Saunders, Bryan Saunders, painting, portraits, sketch
uk parties
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UK election circus

Introduction Disclaimer: I'm 13 years old, and too young to vote in the upcoming election, but will try to make sense of politics and obvious choices in this essay. I already suspect some politicians *maybe* corrupt, treat their electorate with…
Posted by J March 21, 2026Tags: Conservatives, democracy, election, first past the post, general election, Green Party, Liberal Democrats, Plaid Cymru, politics, Reform, SNP
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The Troubles

(Political map of Ireland) The Troubles were a long conflict that happened mainly in Northern Ireland from the late 1960s until 1998. It was basically a political and national fight about who Northern Ireland should belong to. The violence mostly…
Posted by J March 12, 2026Tags: Belfast, Bloody Sunday, easter rising, Good Friday Agreement, INLA, IRA, Ireland, Loyalist, Northern Ireland, plantation, Republican, UDA, UK, Ulster, unionist, UVF
the 7 levels of ufc fighter JP
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The 7 levels of UFC fighter

The 7 levels of fighters in the UFC show how wide the gap really is between someone who just competes and someone who dominates the sport. At the bottom are fighters who barely belong at the highest level, and at…
Posted by J February 24, 2026Tags: Anderson Silva, combat, fight, fighter, MMA, UFC, wrestler

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