Because weeds aren’t the only thing ruining your garden.
IS YOUR LIFE INFESTED?
Do you suffer from any of the following?
☑ Politicians appearing every five minutes.
☑ Bureaucrats asking for Form 74B before they’ll give you Form 74A.
☑ Parasites who contribute absolutely nothing.
☑ A bloke who says “Actually…” every time someone opens their mouth.
☑ Telemarketers who somehow know your first name.
If you answered YES, then you need…
BLACK FLAG PESTICIDE
The spray that says what you’re thinking.
One quick spray and suddenly:
- Politicians disappear until the next election.
- Bureaucrats begin speaking normal English.
- Every parasite gets an honest job.
- Meetings become emails.
- Emails become phone calls.
- Phone calls become absolutely nothing because nobody wanted them anyway.
NEW IMPROVED FORMULA!
Now with 50% more common sense!
Guaranteed to remove:
- Red tape.
- Pointless committees.
- Middle management.
- Estate agents who describe a cupboard as a “cosy studio.”
- People who clap when the plane lands.
- Influencers filming themselves in supermarkets.
CUSTOMER REVIEWS
★★★★★
“I accidentally sprayed Parliament. Best five minutes of peace I’ve had in years.”
— Barry, Glasgow
★★★★★
“The council still hasn’t fixed the pothole, but at least they stopped sending me letters about it.”
— Sheila, Dundee
★★★★★
“Sprayed my television. Twenty-four-hour news immediately became a nature documentary.”
— Anonymous (for legal reasons)
WARNING
Do NOT use on:
- Your mum.
- Dogs.
- Cats.
- The postie.
- Anyone who still lends you money.
May cause:
- Independent thought.
- Uncontrollable laughter.
- A sudden urge to switch the television off and go outside.
BLACK FLAG PESTICIDE
Stops Bureaucrats. Politicians. Parasites.
The flies were just the beginning.
(Disclaimer: This advertisement is a joke, a piece of satire, and not an actual product, if you believed it was real, congratulations, you have unlocked the rare ability to take a cartoon more seriously than the person who drew it.)
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